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Road to Glory archive
Greendale Human Beings
Brew Crew Cup champions after a 132.82–132.74 title-game victory over Albany Kneelers.
Season story
Greendale Human Beings Takes the Cup
The 2023 Road to Glory season ended with Greendale Human Beings defeating Albany Kneelers 132.82–132.74 to win the Brew Crew Cup.
Albany Kneelers posted the strongest verified record at 12–1–0. Greendale Human Beings led the 12-team field with 1,635.68 points for. The verified bracket contains 6 postseason participants and preserves every advancing team.
Across all 16 verified weeks, Maine Moose recorded the season's highest weekly score at 237.18 in Week 5, while The Baseball Furies posted the lowest at 56.02 in Week 4. The largest victory margin was 113.66 points in Week 5, and the closest game was decided by 0.08 points in Week 16.
The highest combined score reached 360.70 in Week 5. Albany Kneelers produced the longest verified regular-season run at 9 consecutive wins. The verified bracket confirms a 6-team championship field, with Albany Kneelers and Ayahuasca Rush earning the two first-round byes.
The record book lists Albany Kneelers’ 0.923 winning percentage as the best verified mark in the 2021–2025 archive.
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The season at a glance
By the Numbers
The records, results, and performances that defined 2023.
Final table
2023 Standings
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| Rank | Team | W–L–T | Win % | PF | PA | Seed | Playoff finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Greendale Human Beings | 7–6–0 | 53.8% | 1635.68 | 1481.84 | #4 | 1 |
| 2 | Albany Kneelers | 12–1–0 | 92.3% | 1617.4 | 1393.48 | #1 | 2 |
| 3 | Turnbull AC's | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1461.22 | 1404.74 | #6 | 3 |
| 4 | Ayahuasca Rush | 9–4–0 | 69.2% | 1423.98 | 1303.28 | #2 | 4 |
| 5 | THE SAVAGE HUNS | 8–5–0 | 61.5% | 1466.48 | 1396.66 | #3 | 5 |
| 6 | Maine Moose | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1549.86 | 1455.36 | #5 | 6 |
| 7 | Buffalo Bravados | 3–10–0 | 23.1% | 1451.88 | 1609.8 | — | — |
| 8 | North town Ninnyhammers | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1351.66 | 1521.68 | — | — |
| 9 | The Baseball Furies | 5–8–0 | 38.5% | 1266.66 | 1455.68 | — | — |
| 10 | Broncos Country Let's Ride | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1411.88 | 1466.82 | — | — |
| 11 | Van Cortlant Rangers | 5–8–0 | 38.5% | 1382.94 | 1481.08 | — | — |
| 12 | Chris's Crazy Team | 5–8–0 | 38.5% | 1485.74 | 1534.96 | — | — |
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The road to the Cup
Playoff Bracket
6 teams entered
Playoff Field
Albany Kneelers
Runner-upAyahuasca Rush
Fourth placeTHE SAVAGE HUNS
Fifth placeGreendale Human Beings
ChampionMaine Moose
Sixth placeTurnbull AC's
Third placeGame by game
Playoff Results
Championship bracket
Placement games
These verified results determined final placement and are separate from the championship bracket.
The bracket in words
Playoff Round Recaps
Greendale Human Beings defeated Maine Moose 132.76–101.62 in the 2023 quarterfinal.
Turnbull AC's defeated THE SAVAGE HUNS 120.22–107.84 in the 2023 quarterfinal.
Albany Kneelers defeated Turnbull AC's 114.38–61.38 in the 2023 semifinal.
Greendale Human Beings defeated Ayahuasca Rush 118.32–73.44 in the 2023 semifinal.
THE SAVAGE HUNS defeated Maine Moose 128.40–72.84 in the 2023 fifth place game.
Greendale Human Beings defeated Albany Kneelers 132.82–132.74 to win the Brew Crew Cup.
Turnbull AC's defeated Ayahuasca Rush 108.30–86.78 in the 2023 third place game.
Verified Weeks 1–16
Week-by-Week Archive
Every verified final matchup is preserved. Postseason labels appear only where the independent playoff archive confirms the bracket classification.
Week 16 final matchups
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Week 26 final matchups
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Week 36 final matchups
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Week 46 final matchups
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Week 56 final matchups
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Week 66 final matchups
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Week 76 final matchups
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Week 86 final matchups
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Week 96 final matchups
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Week 106 final matchups
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Week 116 final matchups
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Week 126 final matchups
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Week 136 final matchups
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Week 144 final matchups
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Week 156 final matchups
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- Fifth Place Game
Week 164 final matchups
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- Championship
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Championship recap
Greendale Human Beings 132.82, Albany Kneelers 132.74
The 2023 Brew Crew Cup championship ended with Greendale Human Beings defeating Albany Kneelers 132.82–132.74. The final standings list Greendale Human Beings 1st at 7–6–0 with 1,635.68 points for, while Albany Kneelers finished 2nd at 12–1–0 with 1,617.40 points for.
Greendale Human Beings reached the final by advancing past Maine Moose in the quarterfinal and Ayahuasca Rush in the semifinal. Albany Kneelers reached the final by advancing past Turnbull AC's in the semifinal. The victory marked championship No. 1 for Greendale Human Beings within the verified 2021–2023 archive through that season. The available sources do not establish player-level events, so this recap is limited to verified standings, playoff results, and the final score.
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Where the season began
2023 Draft
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Team by team
Season Recaps
The season from every sideline.
Greendale Human Beings
Greendale Human Beings finished 1st in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,635.68 points for and 1,481.84 points against. Its points-for total ranked 1st in the 12-team field. Greendale Human Beings reached the postseason and won the Brew Crew Cup. Its highest verified weekly score was 150.46 in Week 12. Its largest win came by 63.12 points over The Baseball Furies in Week 8. Its closest game was a 0.08-point decision against Albany Kneelers in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 6 wins and 6 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Albany Kneelers
Albany Kneelers finished 2nd in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 12–1–0. The team posted 1,617.40 points for and 1,393.48 points against. Its points-for total ranked 2nd in the 12-team field. Albany Kneelers reached the postseason and finished as the Brew Crew Cup runner-up. Its highest verified weekly score was 151.20 in Week 12. Its largest win came by 53.00 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 15. Its closest game was a 0.08-point decision against Greendale Human Beings in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 9 wins and 1 loss. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Turnbull AC's
Turnbull AC's finished 3rd in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,461.22 points for and 1,404.74 points against. Its points-for total ranked 6th in the 12-team field. Turnbull AC's reached the postseason and won the third place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 150.82 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 71.72 points over Greendale Human Beings in Week 4. Its closest game was a 2.88-point decision against THE SAVAGE HUNS in Week 9; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Ayahuasca Rush
Ayahuasca Rush finished 4th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 9–4–0. The team posted 1,423.98 points for and 1,303.28 points against. Its points-for total ranked 8th in the 12-team field. Ayahuasca Rush reached the postseason and finished fourth. Its highest verified weekly score was 149.64 in Week 5. Its largest win came by 83.38 points over Buffalo Bravados in Week 5. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 3; its longest regular-season streaks were 5 wins and 1 loss. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
THE SAVAGE HUNS
THE SAVAGE HUNS finished 5th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 8–5–0. The team posted 1,466.48 points for and 1,396.66 points against. Its points-for total ranked 5th in the 12-team field. THE SAVAGE HUNS reached the postseason and won the fifth place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 166.60 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 69.60 points over Chris's Crazy Team in Week 4. Its closest game was a 1.12-point decision against North town Ninnyhammers in Week 12; its longest regular-season streaks were 8 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Maine Moose
Maine Moose finished 6th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,549.86 points for and 1,455.36 points against. Its points-for total ranked 3rd in the 12-team field. Maine Moose reached the postseason and finished sixth. Its highest verified weekly score was 237.18 in Week 5. Its largest win came by 113.66 points over North town Ninnyhammers in Week 5. Its closest game was a 3.76-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 6; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Buffalo Bravados
Buffalo Bravados finished 7th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 3–10–0. The team posted 1,451.88 points for and 1,609.80 points against. Its points-for total ranked 7th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Buffalo Bravados among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 170.82 in Week 13. Its largest win came by 42.36 points over Broncos Country Let’s Ride in Week 13. Its closest game was a 0.96-point decision against North town Ninnyhammers in Week 11; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 8 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
North town Ninnyhammers
North town Ninnyhammers finished 8th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,351.66 points for and 1,521.68 points against. Its points-for total ranked 11th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list North town Ninnyhammers among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 131.98 in Week 6. Its largest win came by 48.08 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 6. Its closest game was a 0.96-point decision against Buffalo Bravados in Week 11; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
The Baseball Furies
The Baseball Furies finished 9th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,266.66 points for and 1,455.68 points against. Its points-for total ranked 12th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list The Baseball Furies among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 123.96 in Week 7. Its largest win came by 36.58 points over Van Cortlant Rangers in Week 14. Its closest game was a 3.22-point decision against Ayahuasca Rush in Week 1; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Broncos Country Let's Ride
Broncos Country Let's Ride finished 10th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,411.88 points for and 1,466.82 points against. Its points-for total ranked 9th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Broncos Country Let's Ride among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 144.82 in Week 10. Its largest win came by 52.16 points over The Baseball Furies in Week 9. Its closest game was a 3.04-point decision against Buffalo Bravados in Week 2; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Van Cortlant Rangers
Van Cortlant Rangers finished 11th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,382.94 points for and 1,481.08 points against. Its points-for total ranked 10th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Van Cortlant Rangers among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 131.08 in Week 3. Its largest win came by 30.76 points over Broncos Country Let’s Ride in Week 12. Its closest game was a 8.60-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 15; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Chris's Crazy Team
Chris's Crazy Team finished 12th in the 2023 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,485.74 points for and 1,534.96 points against. Its points-for total ranked 4th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Chris's Crazy Team among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 139.96 in Week 8. Its largest win came by 52.40 points over Van Cortlant Rangers in Week 8. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Ayahuasca Rush in Week 3; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.