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North Town Ninnyhammers
Going to Philly.
HOME FIELD Junk Yard
In the record book2021–2025
- Career record
- 17–22–0
- Win percentage
- 43.6%
- Brew Crew Cups
- 0
The franchise collection
Trophy Case
Weekly Scoring Leader
2025 · 2024 · 2023
3 honors
Highest score in a regular-season week; tied leaders share the honor.
RTG Classic
2023
1 classic matchup
Featured in the Classic Matchups collection. Both franchises receive this collection honor, regardless of the result.
Verified 2021–2025 archive · Honors follow the franchise through its historical names. Select an award’s honors to see the results.
VERIFIED 2021–2025 · FRANCHISE HISTORY
HEAD TO HEAD
All verified meetings, including placement games. Playoff totals include championship-bracket games only. Records follow the franchise across historical names, not individual owners.
Buffalo Bravado4–3–0872.62857.620 +
7 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
The Baseball Furies5–1–0724.24538.260 +
6 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Albany Redskins0–4–0422.76516.080 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Greendale Human Beings2–2–0416.92440.420 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
The Savage Huns4–0–0483.88412.880 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Turnbull AC's3–1–0503.40375.800 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Vegas Vandals2–2–0393.04353.600 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Ayahuasca Rush0–3–0263.44337.760 +
3 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Chris's Crazy Team1–2–0258.04315.240 +
3 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Maine Moose0–3–0297.36502.480 +
3 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Van Cortlant Rangers0–3–0312.52405.060 +
3 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
New Jersey Giants1–0–0140.42109.320 +
1 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Franchise identity
Uniform showcase
Home & away · North Town Ninnyhammers
Team story
Going to Philly.
The Ninnyhammers blend cunning strategy with unbridled passion. Coach TJ has built a reputation for audacious plays, surprising victories, and quick adjustments that turn every matchup into theater.
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Franchise analysis · Through 2025
The scoreboard shows a step forward
North Town's scoring has moved in the right direction in each of its three archived seasons: 1,351.66 points in 2023, 1,383.50 in 2024 and 1,442.80 in 2025. That latest total also exceeded its opponents' combined 1,419.70 points. There is progress in those numbers, even though the wins have not followed at the same pace.
The 5–8 finish in 2025 left the Ninnyhammers outside the playoff field, but the scoring trend offers a more constructive place to start the next season. North Town has improved its season total each year and recorded a 162.10-point weekly high along the way. Turning that output into more winning weeks is the opening.
Looking ahead to 2026
The first playoff appearance is a clear goal for 2026. Another step forward in weekly consistency would give North Town a chance to turn its improving scoring history into the breakthrough its trophy case is waiting for.
A sense of place
Home turf & honors
Story and artwork preserved from the original league archive. View source page ↗
Current season
2026 Live Summary
Yahoo results and manager-voted rankings are shown as separate signals.
- Record
- 0–1–0
- Current rank
- 8
- PF / PA
- 126.06 / 168.82
- Streak
- L1
- Current matchup
- Week 2 vs. Greendale Human Beings
- Next opponent
- —
Coming this season. See how the league ranks this franchise each week.
Road to the CupVerified 2021–2025
Franchise Record Book
Canonical season standings and 46 verified weekly results.
Complete season-level and weekly-derived coverage for 2021–2025. Average margin is the mean absolute final margin across this franchise’s verified games.
Career summary · 2021–2025
Franchise Record
The results, seasons, and rivalries that make up the franchise record.
Career Summary
- Seasons
- 3
- Record
- 17–22–0
- Win %
- 43.6%
- PF / PA
- 4177.96 / 4415.06
- Finals
- 0–0
- Titles
- 0
Weekly Performance
- Games
- 46
- Avg score
- 110.62
- Avg allowed
- 112.27
- High / Low
- 162.1 / 57.14
- Playoffs
- 0–0
Year by year
Season History
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| Year | Historical Name | Record | PF | PA | Rank | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | North town Ninnyhammers | 6–7–0 | 1351.66 | 1521.68 | 8 | — |
| 2024 | North town Ninnyhammers | 6–7–0 | 1383.5 | 1473.68 | 9 | — |
| 2025 | North town Ninnyhammers | 5–8–0 | 1442.8 | 1419.7 | 7 | — |
Two chapters. One franchise.
Compare Seasons
Regular-season numbers and postseason finish. Historical names follow each season.
2024
North town Ninnyhammers
- Record
- 6–7–0
- Win %
- 46.2%
- Points for
- 1383.50
- Points against
- 1473.68
- Points / game
- 106.42
- Final rank
- #9
- Postseason
- Did not qualify
2025
North town Ninnyhammers
- Record
- 5–8–0
- Win %
- 38.5%
- Points for
- 1442.80
- Points against
- 1419.70
- Points / game
- 110.98
- Final rank
- #7
- Postseason
- Did not qualify
Season lengths vary. Points per game uses only that season’s regular-season games. Franchise history does not imply the same owner across eras.
Every opponent
Head-to-Head
The Cup
Championship History
No verified championship appearances from 2021–2025.
Verified milestones
Franchise Timeline
- 2023First verified league season as North town Ninnyhammers
- 2025 · W2Franchise-high verified score: 162.10
Verified structured selections · 2022–2025
Draft History
Every available pick mapped to this stable franchise identity, including historical team names.
202515 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 7Amon-Ra St. Brown#7 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 2 · Pick 6Puka Nacua#18 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 3 · Pick 7Jayden Daniels#31 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 4 · Pick 6Tony Pollard#42 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 5 · Pick 7RJ Harvey#55 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 6 · Pick 6David Montgomery#66 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 7 · Pick 7Tucker Kraft#79 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 8 · Pick 6Brandon Aubrey#90 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 9 · Pick 7Eagles#103 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 10 · Pick 6Baker Mayfield#114 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 11 · Pick 7Tyler Warren#127 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 12 · Pick 6Jaydon Blue#138 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 13 · Pick 7Cedric Tillman#151 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 14 · Pick 6Rashod Bateman#162 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 15 · Pick 7Quinshon Judkins#175 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
202415 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 2Josh Allen#2 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 2 · Pick 11Isiah Pacheco#23 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 3 · Pick 2Brandon Aiyuk#26 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 4 · Pick 11Michael Pittman Jr.#47 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 5 · Pick 2Jaylen Waddle#50 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 6 · Pick 11Najee Harris#71 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 7 · Pick 2Ravens#74 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 8 · Pick 11Brandon Aubrey#95 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 9 · Pick 2Austin Ekeler#98 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 10 · Pick 11Brock Bowers#119 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 11 · Pick 2Brian Thomas Jr.#122 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 12 · Pick 11Isaiah Likely#143 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 13 · Pick 2Saints#146 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 14 · Pick 11Jaleel McLaughlin#167 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 15 · Pick 2Geno Smith#170 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
202315 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 7Nick Chubb#7 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 2 · Pick 6Garrett Wilson#18 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 3 · Pick 7Justin Herbert#31 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 4 · Pick 6Calvin Ridley#42 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 5 · Pick 7James Conner#55 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 6 · Pick 649ers#66 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 7 · Pick 7Justin Tucker#79 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 8 · Pick 6Chris Godwin Jr.#90 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 9 · Pick 7JuJu Smith-Schuster#103 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 10 · Pick 6Tua Tagovailoa#114 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 11 · Pick 7Dawson Knox#127 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 12 · Pick 6Raheem Mostert#138 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 13 · Pick 7Devin Singletary#151 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 14 · Pick 6Zay Jones#162 overall · North town Ninnyhammers
- Round 15 · Pick 7Curtis Samuel#175 overall · North town Ninnyhammers