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Van Cortlant Rangers

Respect All; Fear None.

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In the record book2021–2025

Career record
29–38–0
Win percentage
43.3%
Brew Crew Cups
0

The franchise collection

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Van Cortlant Rangers

Verified 2021–2025 archive · Honors follow the franchise through its historical names. Select an award’s honors to see the results.

VERIFIED 2021–2025 · FRANCHISE HISTORY

HEAD TO HEAD

All verified meetings, including placement games. Playoff totals include championship-bracket games only. Records follow the franchise across historical names, not individual owners.

Opponent · tap for gamesW–L–TPF / PAPlayoffs
The Baseball Furies3–7–01039.781125.620

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2025 · Week 12 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers123.26
The Baseball Furies125.08
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2025 · Week 1 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers91.02
The Baseball Furies100.72
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2024 · Week 10 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers87.64
The Baseball Furies84.68
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2023 · Week 14 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers82.76
The Baseball Furies119.34
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2023 · Week 6 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers82.74
The Baseball Furies110.04
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2022 · Week 12 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers122.66
The Baseball Furies132.42
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2022 · Week 1 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers110.88
The Baseball Furies162.98
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2021 · Week 16 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers84.48
The Baseball Furies89.42
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2021 · Week 13 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers131.00
The Baseball Furies92.86
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2021 · Week 6 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers123.34
The Baseball Furies108.08
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Turnbull AC's3–6–0986.941072.200

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2025 · Week 6 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers134.54
Turnbull AC’s104.82
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2024 · Week 13 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers111.32
Turnbull AC’s122.08
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2024 · Week 2 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers137.10
Turnbull AC’s145.18
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2023 · Week 13 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers104.74
Turnbull AC’s136.16
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2023 · Week 2 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers126.86
Turnbull AC’s110.74
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2022 · Week 11 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers85.46
Turnbull AC’s102.80
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2021 · Week 15 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers102.26
Turnbull AC’s94.82
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2021 · Week 11 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers87.74
Turnbull AC’s153.20
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2021 · Week 2 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers96.92
Turnbull AC’s102.40
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Vegas Vandals4–3–0821.40788.580

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2025 · Week 10 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers115.62
Vegas Vandals139.52
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2024 · Week 4 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers76.70
Vegas Vandals114.28
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2023 · Week 12 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers121.76
Broncos Country Let’s Ride91.00
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2023 · Week 1 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers109.86
Broncos Country Let’s Ride96.40
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2022 · Week 4 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers107.82
Broncos Country Let’s Ride104.48
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2021 · Week 8 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers130.10
Matthew's Optimal Team130.46
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2021 · Week 1 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers159.54
Matthew's Optimal Team112.44
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Albany Redskins2–4–0726.76783.040

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2025 · Week 11 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers97.42
Albany Kneelers91.10
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2024 · Week 11 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers173.82
Albany Kneelers202.90
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2023 · Week 3 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers131.08
Albany Kneelers146.98
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2022 · Week 6 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers96.90
Albany Kneelers87.10
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2021 · Week 14 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers116.28
Albany Kneelers127.78
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2021 · Week 7 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers111.26
Albany Kneelers127.18
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Buffalo Bravado3–3–0626.04630.440

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2025 · Week 3 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers109.24
Buffalo Bravados96.52
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2024 · Week 16 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers110.20
Buffalo Bravados134.62
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2024 · Week 5 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers105.06
Buffalo Bravados113.60
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2023 · Week 10 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers93.10
Buffalo Bravados116.72
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2022 · Week 7 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers128.58
Dilly Dilly103.40
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2021 · Week 9 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers79.86
The Swagger Daggers65.58
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Chris's Crazy Team4–2–0661.28689.700

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2025 · Week 7 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers110.16
Chris's Crazy Team77.42
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2024 · Week 6 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers113.00
Chris's Crazy Team139.32
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2023 · Week 15 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers112.42
Chris's Crazy Team103.82
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2023 · Week 8 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers87.56
Chris's Crazy Team139.96
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2022 · Week 9 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers143.72
Chris's Crazy Team139.68
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2021 · Week 10 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers94.42
Chris's Crazy Team89.50
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Greendale Human Beings1–5–0648.46726.240

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2025 · Week 8 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers114.12
Greendale Human Beings142.32
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2024 · Week 9 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers112.08
Greendale Human Beings143.04
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2023 · Week 11 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers112.26
Greendale Human Beings131.14
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2022 · Week 14 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers96.50
Greendale Human Beings104.78
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2022 · Week 3 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers83.10
Greendale Human Beings92.98
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2021 · Week 5 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers130.40
Greendale Human Beings111.98
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Maine Moose5–1–0740.80676.580

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2025 · Week 15 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers136.26
Maine Moose110.20
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2025 · Week 5 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers142.18
Maine Moose95.12
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2024 · Week 12 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers145.62
Maine Moose127.98
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2024 · Week 1 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers87.66
Maine Moose139.98
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2023 · Week 7 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers122.82
Maine Moose102.46
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2022 · Week 8 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers106.26
Maine Moose100.84
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New Jersey Giants2–4–0720.28708.981

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2025 · Week 14 · Quarterfinal
Van Cortlant Rangers113.44
New Jersey Giants125.96
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2025 · Week 13 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers164.10
New Jersey Giants110.64
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2025 · Week 2 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers102.04
New Jersey Giants108.84
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2022 · Week 13 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers132.56
Quahog Stripes157.56
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2022 · Week 2 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers85.34
Quahog Stripes92.96
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2021 · Week 4 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers122.80
Quahog Stripes113.02
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The Savage Huns2–4–0685.34659.600

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2024 · Week 15 · postseason unclassified
Van Cortlant Rangers176.80
THE SAVAGE HUNS110.56
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2024 · Week 3 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers100.30
THE SAVAGE HUNS83.58
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2023 · Week 5 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers99.36
THE SAVAGE HUNS111.82
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2022 · Week 10 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers104.88
THE SAVAGE HUNS121.60
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2021 · Week 12 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers105.88
THE SAVAGE HUNS117.10
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2021 · Week 3 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers98.12
THE SAVAGE HUNS114.94
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Ayahuasca Rush1–3–0354.58472.480

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2025 · Week 9 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers109.30
Ayahuasca Rush120.66
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2024 · Week 7 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers97.28
Ayahuasca Rush84.70
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2023 · Week 4 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers75.96
Ayahuasca Rush99.14
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2022 · Week 5 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers72.04
Ayahuasca Rush167.98
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North Town Ninnyhammers3–0–0405.06312.520

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2025 · Week 4 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers136.76
North town Ninnyhammers133.58
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2024 · Week 8 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers153.46
North town Ninnyhammers90.42
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2023 · Week 9 · regular season
Van Cortlant Rangers114.84
North town Ninnyhammers88.52
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Franchise identity

Uniform showcase

Home & away · Van Cortlant Rangers

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Van Cortlant Rangers commissioner-approved 3D football helmet
Van Cortlant Rangers · Franchise identity

Franchise name history

Other recorded names Van Cortlandt Rangers

Team story

Respect All; Fear None.

Home fieldStar Goblin Field (The Gun Range)

Playing out of the city that never sleeps, the Rangers bring fast-paced, hard-hitting, old-fashioned gridiron football. Coach Joe's waiver-wire expertise and late-round drafting keep this team dangerous down the stretch.

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Franchise analysis · Through 2025

A breakthrough worth building on

The Rangers moved forward in 2025, turning three consecutive five-win seasons into a 7–6 campaign and their first playoff appearance in the verified archive. Their 1,549.76 regular-season points exceeded opponents' scoring by 103.42. That combination of a winning record and a positive point differential gives the breakthrough some weight.

A five-game winning streak during 2025 added another encouraging piece of the story. Van Cortlant found a sustained run of results, rather than relying on an isolated big week. The playoff visit ended without a win, leaving a clear next milestone for a franchise that had just taken a meaningful step forward.

Looking ahead to 2026

The task for 2026 is to build on that progress: another winning season, another postseason opportunity and a chance at a first playoff victory. The Rangers now have a recent successful campaign to measure themselves against.

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A sense of place

Home turf & honors

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Current season

2026 Live Summary

Yahoo results and manager-voted rankings are shown as separate signals.

2026 League HQ
Yahoo season snapshot
Record
0–1–0
Current rank
9
PF / PA
101.7 / 127.86
Streak
L1
Current matchup
Week 2 vs. The Baseball Furies
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Road to the Cup

Verified 2021–2025

Franchise Record Book

Canonical season standings and 75 verified weekly results.

Van Cortlant Rangers — current franchise 3D helmet
Highest single-week score176.80
Lowest single-week score72.04
Biggest win66.242024 · Week 15
Closest win2.962024 · Week 10
Average score112.22
Average margin21.9775 verified games
Longest winning streakW5
Best regular-season record7–6–02025
Most points in a season1587.662021
Fewest points in a season1382.942023
Playoff appearances1
Playoff wins · Cups0 · 0

Complete season-level and weekly-derived coverage for 2021–2025. Average margin is the mean absolute final margin across this franchise’s verified games.

Career summary · 2021–2025

Franchise Record

The results, seasons, and rivalries that make up the franchise record.

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Verified 2021–2025

Career Summary

Seasons
5
Record
29–38–0
Win %
43.3%
PF / PA
7498.1 / 7757.24
Finals
0–0
Titles
0
Verified 2021–2025

Weekly Performance

Games
75
Avg score
112.22
Avg allowed
115.28
High / Low
176.8 / 72.04
Playoffs
0–1

Year by year

Season History

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YearHistorical NameRecordPFPARankFinish
2021Van Cortlant Rangers7–7–01587.661566.5266
2022Van Cortlant Rangers5–9–01476.71671.5610—
2023Van Cortlant Rangers5–8–01382.941481.0811—
2024Van Cortlant Rangers5–8–01501.041591.748—
2025Van Cortlant Rangers7–6–01549.761446.345—

Two chapters. One franchise.

Compare Seasons

Regular-season numbers and postseason finish. Historical names follow each season.

2024

Van Cortlant Rangers

Record
5–8–0
Win %
38.5%
Points for
1501.04
Points against
1591.74
Points / game
115.46
Final rank
#8
Postseason
Did not qualify
Open season archive

2025

Van Cortlant Rangers

Record
7–6–0
Win %
53.8%
Points for
1549.76
Points against
1446.34
Points / game
119.21
Final rank
#5
Postseason
Wild Card
Open season archive

Season lengths vary. Points per game uses only that season’s regular-season games. Franchise history does not imply the same owner across eras.

Verified structured selections · 2022–2025

Draft History

Every available pick mapped to this stable franchise identity, including historical team names.

Full Draft Archive
4 years drafted4 first-round picks#2 highest overall pick
202515 verified selections
  1. Round 1 · Pick 2Bijan Robinson#2 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  2. Round 2 · Pick 11Kyren Williams#23 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  3. Round 3 · Pick 2Ladd McConkey#26 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  4. Round 4 · Pick 11Terry McLaurin#47 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  5. Round 5 · Pick 2Courtland Sutton#50 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  6. Round 6 · Pick 11Emeka Egbuka#71 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  7. Round 7 · Pick 2Rashee Rice#74 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  8. Round 8 · Pick 11Dak Prescott#95 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  9. Round 9 · Pick 2Jordan Addison#98 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  10. Round 10 · Pick 11Colston Loveland#119 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  11. Round 11 · Pick 2Brian Robinson#122 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  12. Round 12 · Pick 11Jayden Higgins#143 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  13. Round 13 · Pick 2Ollie Gordon II#146 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  14. Round 14 · Pick 11Chargers#167 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  15. Round 15 · Pick 2Wil Lutz#170 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
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202415 verified selections
  1. Round 1 · Pick 4Amon-Ra St. Brown#4 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  2. Round 2 · Pick 9Davante Adams#21 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  3. Round 3 · Pick 4Josh Jacobs#28 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  4. Round 4 · Pick 9David Montgomery#45 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  5. Round 5 · Pick 4Rashee Rice#52 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  6. Round 6 · Pick 9Zamir White#69 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  7. Round 7 · Pick 4Devin Singletary#76 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  8. Round 8 · Pick 9Xavier Worthy#93 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  9. Round 9 · Pick 4Gus Edwards#100 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  10. Round 10 · Pick 9Khalil Shakir#117 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  11. Round 11 · Pick 4Joshua Palmer#124 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  12. Round 12 · Pick 9Justin Herbert#141 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  13. Round 13 · Pick 4Dalton Schultz#148 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  14. Round 14 · Pick 9Texans#165 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  15. Round 15 · Pick 4Cameron Dicker#172 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
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202315 verified selections
  1. Round 1 · Pick 11Davante Adams#11 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  2. Round 2 · Pick 2Tony Pollard#14 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  3. Round 3 · Pick 11Rhamondre Stevenson#35 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  4. Round 4 · Pick 2Amari Cooper#38 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  5. Round 5 · Pick 11David Montgomery#59 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  6. Round 6 · Pick 2Isiah Pacheco#62 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  7. Round 7 · Pick 11Jordan Addison#83 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  8. Round 8 · Pick 2Zach Charbonnet#86 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  9. Round 9 · Pick 11Kirk Cousins#107 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  10. Round 10 · Pick 2Zay Flowers#110 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  11. Round 11 · Pick 11Marvin Mims Jr.#131 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  12. Round 12 · Pick 2Jalin Hyatt#134 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  13. Round 13 · Pick 11Juwan Johnson#155 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  14. Round 14 · Pick 2Jason Sanders#158 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  15. Round 15 · Pick 11Chiefs#179 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
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202215 verified selections
  1. Round 1 · Pick 11D'Andre Swift#11 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  2. Round 2 · Pick 2Joe Mixon#14 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  3. Round 3 · Pick 11Allen Robinson#35 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  4. Round 4 · Pick 2Terry McLaurin#38 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  5. Round 5 · Pick 11Damien Harris#59 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  6. Round 6 · Pick 2Brandin Cooks#62 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  7. Round 7 · Pick 11Melvin Gordon III#83 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  8. Round 8 · Pick 2Kirk Cousins#86 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  9. Round 9 · Pick 11Chris Olave#107 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  10. Round 10 · Pick 2George Pickens#110 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  11. Round 11 · Pick 11Kenneth Walker III#131 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  12. Round 12 · Pick 2Tyler Boyd#134 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  13. Round 13 · Pick 11Mike Gesicki#155 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  14. Round 14 · Pick 2Matt Prater#158 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
  15. Round 15 · Pick 11Steelers#179 overall · Van Cortlant Rangers
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