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Greendale Human Beings
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
HOME FIELD Greendale Community College Football Field
Brew Crew Cup history →
In the record book2021–2025
- Career record
- 44–23–0
- Win percentage
- 65.7%
- Brew Crew Cups
- 2
The franchise collection
Trophy Case
Brew Crew Cup
2025 · 2023
Scoring Crown
2025 · 2023
2 honors
Most points scored in a complete regular season.
Regular-Season Champion
2025
1 honor
Best regular-season record; verified first seed resolves a tied best record, otherwise shared.
Final Four
2025 · 2023 · 2022 · 2021
4 honors
Participant in a verified championship-bracket semifinal.
Playoff Berth
2025 · 2024 · 2023 · 2022 · 2021
5 honors
Participant in the verified championship bracket, including byes.
High-Water Mark
2025
Longest Winning Streak
2025 · 2022
2 honors
Longest regular-season winning streak that season; losses and ties end a streak.
Statement Win
2025 · 2021
2 honors
Largest regular-season victory margin that season.
Weekly Scoring Leader
2025 · 2023 · 2022 · 2021
4 honors
Highest score in a regular-season week; tied leaders share the honor.
RTG Classic
2023 · 2025
2 classic matchups
Featured in the Classic Matchups collection. Both franchises receive this collection honor, regardless of the result.
Verified 2021–2025 archive · Honors follow the franchise through its historical names. Select an award’s honors to see the results.
VERIFIED 2021–2025 · FRANCHISE HISTORY
HEAD TO HEAD
All verified meetings, including placement games. Playoff totals include championship-bracket games only. Records follow the franchise across historical names, not individual owners.
Albany Redskins7–2–01128.641049.442 +
9 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Buffalo Bravado8–1–01229.02984.500 +
9 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Chris's Crazy Team6–2–0976.50880.341 +
8 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Turnbull AC's3–4–0829.42792.841 +
7 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Vegas Vandals2–5–0793.66811.480 +
7 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Ayahuasca Rush3–3–0704.44652.641 +
6 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
New Jersey Giants4–2–0822.14677.001 +
6 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
The Savage Huns3–3–0759.40680.201 +
6 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Van Cortlant Rangers5–1–0726.24648.460 +
6 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
The Baseball Furies3–2–0654.62588.160 +
5 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Maine Moose4–1–0677.56541.441 +
5 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
North Town Ninnyhammers2–2–0440.42416.920 +
4 verified meetings · Full series comparison →
Franchise identity
Uniform showcase
Home & away · Greendale Human Beings
Team story
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Coach Ryan is a man of few words who lets the work do the talking. The Human Beings pair tactical preparation with a lead-by-example culture, keeping the team ready for game day without the loud speeches.
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Franchise analysis · Through 2025
The Cup goes through Greendale
Greendale's reputation has a clear foundation: Brew Crew Cup titles in 2023 and 2025, a winning record in every archived season, and five playoff appearances in five years. The Human Beings combined those postseason opportunities with 44 regular-season wins from 2021 through 2025. Sustained contention is the story here.
The two championship wins over Albany were extraordinarily close—132.82–132.74 in 2023 and 107.12–106.72 in 2025. Those margins show how little separates the finalists, even for the only repeat champion in this archive. Greendale also brought a strong regular season to its latest title run, going 10–3 with 1,763.26 points.
Looking ahead to 2026
The 2026 opportunity is to defend the Cup while maintaining the consistency that keeps producing playoff chances. Greendale has set a demanding standard, and another competitive season would add to one of Road to Glory's defining franchise histories.
League rivals
A sense of place
Home turf & honors
Story and artwork preserved from the original league archive. View source page ↗
Current season
2026 Live Summary
Yahoo results and manager-voted rankings are shown as separate signals.
- Record
- 1–0–0
- Current rank
- 2
- PF / PA
- 140.86 / 81.64
- Streak
- W1
- Current matchup
- Week 2 vs. North town Ninnyhammers
- Next opponent
- —
Coming this season. See how the league ranks this franchise each week.
Road to the CupVerified 2021–2025
Franchise Record Book
Canonical season standings and 78 verified weekly results.
Complete season-level and weekly-derived coverage for 2021–2025. Average margin is the mean absolute final margin across this franchise’s verified games.
Career summary · 2021–2025
Franchise Record
The results, seasons, and rivalries that make up the franchise record.
Career Summary
- Seasons
- 5
- Record
- 44–23–0
- Win %
- 65.7%
- PF / PA
- 8405.64 / 7435.86
- Finals
- 2–0
- Titles
- 2
Weekly Performance
- Games
- 78
- Avg score
- 124.9
- Avg allowed
- 111.84
- High / Low
- 178.02 / 79.1
- Playoffs
- 5–3
Year by year
Season History
Swipe horizontally to see every season field.
| Year | Historical Name | Record | PF | PA | Rank | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Greendale Human Beings | 10–4–0 | 1754.54 | 1581.88 | 4 | 4 |
| 2022 | Greendale Human Beings | 10–4–0 | 1732.68 | 1480.94 | 3 | — |
| 2023 | Greendale Human Beings | 7–6–0 | 1635.68 | 1481.84 | 1 | — |
| 2024 | Greendale Human Beings | 7–6–0 | 1519.48 | 1446.56 | 6 | — |
| 2025 | Greendale Human Beings | 10–3–0 | 1763.26 | 1444.64 | 1 | — |
Two chapters. One franchise.
Compare Seasons
Regular-season numbers and postseason finish. Historical names follow each season.
2024
Greendale Human Beings
- Record
- 7–6–0
- Win %
- 53.8%
- Points for
- 1519.48
- Points against
- 1446.56
- Points / game
- 116.88
- Final rank
- #6
- Postseason
- Wild Card
2025
Greendale Human Beings
- Record
- 10–3–0
- Win %
- 76.9%
- Points for
- 1763.26
- Points against
- 1444.64
- Points / game
- 135.64
- Final rank
- #1
- Postseason
- Brew Crew Cup Champion
Season lengths vary. Points per game uses only that season’s regular-season games. Franchise history does not imply the same owner across eras.
Every opponent
Head-to-Head
The Cup
Championship History
Verified milestones
Franchise Timeline
- 2021First verified league season as Greendale Human Beings
- 2021Playoff appearance
- 2022Playoff appearance
- 2023Champion
- 2023Playoff appearance
- 2024Playoff appearance
- 2025Champion
- 2025Playoff appearance
- 2025 · W10Franchise-high verified score: 178.02
Verified structured selections · 2022–2025
Draft History
Every available pick mapped to this stable franchise identity, including historical team names.
202515 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 8Derrick Henry#8 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 2 · Pick 5Jonathan Taylor#17 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 3 · Pick 8Trey McBride#32 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 4 · Pick 5Jaxon Smith-Njigba#41 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 5 · Pick 8Tetairoa McMillan#56 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 6 · Pick 5Calvin Ridley#65 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 7 · Pick 8Matthew Golden#80 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 8 · Pick 5Kyler Murray#89 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 9 · Pick 8Zach Charbonnet#104 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 10 · Pick 5Broncos#113 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 11 · Pick 8Joe Mixon#128 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 12 · Pick 5Chris Godwin Jr.#137 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 13 · Pick 8Jake Bates#152 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 14 · Pick 5DJ Giddens#161 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 15 · Pick 8Cardinals#176 overall · Greendale Human Beings
202415 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 10Bijan Robinson#10 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 2 · Pick 3Saquon Barkley#15 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 3 · Pick 10Travis Kelce#34 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 4 · Pick 3C.J. Stroud#39 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 5 · Pick 10Christian Kirk#58 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 6 · Pick 3Malik Nabers#63 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 7 · Pick 10Calvin Ridley#82 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 8 · Pick 3Cowboys#87 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 9 · Pick 10Jonathon Brooks#106 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 10 · Pick 3Courtland Sutton#111 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 11 · Pick 10Evan McPherson#130 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 12 · Pick 3Tyler Allgeier#135 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 13 · Pick 10DeMario Douglas#154 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 14 · Pick 3Adam Thielen#159 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 15 · Pick 10Ja'Lynn Polk#178 overall · Greendale Human Beings
202315 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 8Tyreek Hill#8 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 2 · Pick 5CeeDee Lamb#17 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 3 · Pick 8Jonathan Taylor#32 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 4 · Pick 5Joe Burrow#41 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 5 · Pick 8Darren Waller#56 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 6 · Pick 5Brandon Aiyuk#65 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 7 · Pick 8Dalvin Cook#80 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 8 · Pick 5Eagles#89 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 9 · Pick 8Jaxon Smith-Njigba#104 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 10 · Pick 5Evan McPherson#113 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 11 · Pick 8De'Von Achane#128 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 12 · Pick 5Quentin Johnston#137 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 13 · Pick 8D'Onta Foreman#152 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 14 · Pick 5Dolphins#161 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 15 · Pick 8Jameson Williams#176 overall · Greendale Human Beings
202215 verified selections
- Round 1 · Pick 8Dalvin Cook#8 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 2 · Pick 5Alvin Kamara#17 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 3 · Pick 8Tee Higgins#32 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 4 · Pick 5Cam Akers#41 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 5 · Pick 8Patrick Mahomes#56 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 6 · Pick 5T.J. Hockenson#65 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 7 · Pick 8Bills#80 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 8 · Pick 5Amari Cooper#89 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 9 · Pick 8Miles Sanders#104 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 10 · Pick 5Tyler Bass#113 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 11 · Pick 8Kadarius Toney#128 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 12 · Pick 5Chase Claypool#137 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 13 · Pick 8Cowboys#152 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 14 · Pick 5Mark Ingram II#161 overall · Greendale Human Beings
- Round 15 · Pick 8Mac Jones#176 overall · Greendale Human Beings