Greendale Human Beings

Finished 1 · 10–3–0

Greendale Human Beings

Greendale Human Beings finished 1st in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 10–3–0. The team posted 1,763.26 points for and 1,444.64 points against. Its points-for total ranked 1st in the 12-team field. Greendale Human Beings reached the postseason and won the Brew Crew Cup. Its highest verified weekly score was 178.02 in Week 10. Its largest win came by 92.24 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 11. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Albany Kneelers in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 6 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 2 · 8–5–0

Albany Kneelers

Albany Kneelers finished 2nd in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 8–5–0. The team posted 1,472.88 points for and 1,458.42 points against. Its points-for total ranked 5th in the 12-team field. Albany Kneelers reached the postseason and finished as the Brew Crew Cup runner-up. Its highest verified weekly score was 159.92 in Week 15. Its largest win came by 73.08 points over Ayahuasca Rush in Week 15. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Greendale Human Beings in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 3 · 8–5–0

Ayahuasca Rush

Ayahuasca Rush finished 3rd in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 8–5–0. The team posted 1,429.56 points for and 1,397.26 points against. Its points-for total ranked 9th in the 12-team field. Ayahuasca Rush reached the postseason and won the third place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 144.58 in Week 16. Its largest win came by 41.32 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 16. Its closest game was a 7.44-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 13; its longest regular-season streaks were 5 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 4 · 7–6–0

New Jersey Giants

New Jersey Giants finished 4th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,529.78 points for and 1,517.68 points against. Its points-for total ranked 3rd in the 12-team field. New Jersey Giants reached the postseason and finished fourth. Its highest verified weekly score was 173.66 in Week 7. Its largest win came by 42.00 points over Greendale Human Beings in Week 7. Its closest game was a 2.54-point decision against Maine Moose in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 6 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 5 · 7–6–0

Van Cortlant Rangers

Van Cortlant Rangers finished 5th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,549.76 points for and 1,446.34 points against. Its points-for total ranked 2nd in the 12-team field. Van Cortlant Rangers reached the postseason and won the fifth place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 164.10 in Week 13. Its largest win came by 53.46 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 13. Its closest game was a 1.82-point decision against The Baseball Furies in Week 12; its longest regular-season streaks were 5 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 6 · 7–6–0

Maine Moose

Maine Moose finished 6th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,442.24 points for and 1,457.14 points against. Its points-for total ranked 7th in the 12-team field. Maine Moose reached the postseason and finished sixth. Its highest verified weekly score was 148.62 in Week 6. Its largest win came by 70.28 points over North town Ninnyhammers in Week 6. Its closest game was a 2.54-point decision against New Jersey Giants in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 7 · 5–8–0

North town Ninnyhammers

North town Ninnyhammers finished 7th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,442.80 points for and 1,419.70 points against. Its points-for total ranked 6th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list North town Ninnyhammers among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 162.10 in Week 2. Its largest win came by 64.60 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 7. Its closest game was a 3.18-point decision against Van Cortlant Rangers in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 8 · 6–7–0

The Baseball Furies

The Baseball Furies finished 8th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,438.60 points for and 1,486.58 points against. Its points-for total ranked 8th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list The Baseball Furies among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 153.10 in Week 6. Its largest win came by 32.08 points over North town Ninnyhammers in Week 13. Its closest game was a 1.20-point decision against Vegas Vandals in Week 8; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 9 · 6–7–0

Buffalo Bravados

Buffalo Bravados finished 9th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,493.60 points for and 1,425.94 points against. Its points-for total ranked 4th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Buffalo Bravados among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 155.46 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 58.96 points over Chris's Crazy Team in Week 11. Its closest game was a 4.94-point decision against North town Ninnyhammers in Week 5; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 10 · 6–7–0

Vegas Vandals

Vegas Vandals finished 10th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,383.26 points for and 1,413.48 points against. Its points-for total ranked 10th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Vegas Vandals among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 139.52 in Week 10. Its largest win came by 27.74 points over Maine Moose in Week 12. Its closest game was a 1.20-point decision against The Baseball Furies in Week 8; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 11 · 3–10–0

Chris's Crazy Team

Chris's Crazy Team finished 11th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 3–10–0. The team posted 1,194.72 points for and 1,475.28 points against. Its points-for total ranked 12th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Chris's Crazy Team among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 153.98 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 43.34 points over Albany Kneelers in Week 4. Its closest game was a 0.20-point decision against Turnbull AC’s in Week 15; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 7 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.

Finished 12 · 5–8–0

Turnbull AC’s

Turnbull AC’s finished 12th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,264.04 points for and 1,462.04 points against. Its points-for total ranked 11th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Turnbull AC’s among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 124.20 in Week 2. Its largest win came by 27.54 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 5. Its closest game was a 0.20-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 15; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.