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Road to Glory archive
Greendale Human Beings
Brew Crew Cup champions after a 107.12–106.72 title-game victory over Albany Kneelers.
Season story
Greendale Human Beings Takes the Cup
The 2025 Road to Glory season ended with Greendale Human Beings defeating Albany Kneelers 107.12–106.72 to win the Brew Crew Cup.
Greendale Human Beings posted the strongest verified record at 10–3–0. Greendale Human Beings led the 12-team field with 1,763.26 points for. The verified bracket contains 6 postseason participants and preserves every advancing team.
Across all 16 verified weeks, Greendale Human Beings recorded the season's highest weekly score at 178.02 in Week 10, while Maine Moose posted the lowest at 51.92 in Week 14. The largest victory margin was 92.24 points in Week 11, and the closest game was decided by 0.20 points in Week 15.
The highest combined score reached 307.78 in Week 10. Greendale Human Beings and New Jersey Giants produced the longest verified regular-season run at 6 consecutive wins. The verified bracket confirms a 6-team championship field, with Greendale Human Beings and Albany Kneelers earning the two first-round byes.
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The season at a glance
By the Numbers
The records, results, and performances that defined 2025.
Final table
2025 Standings
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| Rank | Team | W–L–T | Win % | PF | PA | Seed | Playoff finish |
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| 1 | Greendale Human Beings | 10–3–0 | 76.9% | 1763.26 | 1444.64 | #1 | 1 |
| 2 | Albany Kneelers | 8–5–0 | 61.5% | 1472.88 | 1458.42 | #2 | 2 |
| 3 | Ayahuasca Rush | 8–5–0 | 61.5% | 1429.56 | 1397.26 | #3 | 3 |
| 4 | New Jersey Giants | 7–6–0 | 53.8% | 1529.78 | 1517.68 | #4 | 4 |
| 5 | Van Cortlant Rangers | 7–6–0 | 53.8% | 1549.76 | 1446.34 | #5 | 5 |
| 6 | Maine Moose | 7–6–0 | 53.8% | 1442.24 | 1457.14 | #6 | 6 |
| 7 | North town Ninnyhammers | 5–8–0 | 38.5% | 1442.8 | 1419.7 | — | — |
| 8 | The Baseball Furies | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1438.6 | 1486.58 | — | — |
| 9 | Buffalo Bravados | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1493.6 | 1425.94 | — | — |
| 10 | Vegas Vandals | 6–7–0 | 46.2% | 1383.26 | 1413.48 | — | — |
| 11 | Chris's Crazy Team | 3–10–0 | 23.1% | 1194.72 | 1475.28 | — | — |
| 12 | Turnbull AC’s | 5–8–0 | 38.5% | 1264.04 | 1462.04 | — | — |
The road to the Cup
Playoff Bracket
Quarterfinals
Semifinals
Championship
6 teams entered
Playoff Field
Greendale Human Beings
ChampionAlbany Kneelers
Runner-upAyahuasca Rush
Third placeNew Jersey Giants
Fourth placeVan Cortlant Rangers
Fifth placeMaine Moose
Sixth placeGame by game
Playoff Results
Championship bracket
Placement games
These verified results determined final placement and are separate from the championship bracket.
The bracket in words
Playoff Round Recaps
New Jersey Giants defeated Van Cortlant Rangers 125.96–113.44 in the 2025 quarterfinal.
Ayahuasca Rush defeated Maine Moose 75.26–51.92 in the 2025 quarterfinal.
Greendale Human Beings defeated New Jersey Giants 159.06–134.52 in the 2025 semifinal.
Albany Kneelers defeated Ayahuasca Rush 159.92–86.84 in the 2025 semifinal.
Van Cortlant Rangers defeated Maine Moose 136.26–110.20 in the 2025 fifth place game.
Greendale Human Beings defeated Albany Kneelers 107.12–106.72 to win the Brew Crew Cup.
Ayahuasca Rush defeated New Jersey Giants 144.58–103.26 in the 2025 third place game.
Verified Weeks 1–16
Week-by-Week Archive
Every verified final matchup is preserved. Postseason labels appear only where the independent playoff archive confirms the bracket classification.
Week 16 final matchups
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Week 26 final matchups
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Week 36 final matchups
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Week 46 final matchups
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Week 56 final matchups
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Week 66 final matchups
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Week 76 final matchups
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Week 86 final matchups
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Week 96 final matchups
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Week 106 final matchups
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Week 116 final matchups
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Week 126 final matchups
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Week 136 final matchups
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Week 144 final matchups
- Quarterfinal
- Quarterfinal
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Week 156 final matchups
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- Semifinal
- Semifinal
- Fifth Place Game
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Week 164 final matchups
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- Championship
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- Third Place Game
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Championship recap
Greendale Human Beings 107.12, Albany Kneelers 106.72
The 2025 Brew Crew Cup championship ended with Greendale Human Beings defeating Albany Kneelers 107.12–106.72. The final standings list Greendale Human Beings 1st at 10–3–0 with 1,763.26 points for, while Albany Kneelers finished 2nd at 8–5–0 with 1,472.88 points for.
Greendale Human Beings reached the final by advancing past New Jersey Giants in the semifinal. Albany Kneelers reached the final by advancing past Ayahuasca Rush in the semifinal. The victory marked championship No. 2 for Greendale Human Beings within the verified 2021–2025 archive through that season. The available sources do not establish player-level events, so this recap is limited to verified standings, playoff results, and the final score.
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ChampionGreendale Human Beings107.12
Runner-upAlbany Kneelers106.72Where the season began
2025 Draft
The league drafted on August 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM -0400. Albany Kneelers selected Ja’Marr Chase with the first overall pick. The complete draft archive preserves 180 verified selections across 15 rounds.
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Team by team
Season Recaps
The season from every sideline.
Greendale Human Beings
Greendale Human Beings finished 1st in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 10–3–0. The team posted 1,763.26 points for and 1,444.64 points against. Its points-for total ranked 1st in the 12-team field. Greendale Human Beings reached the postseason and won the Brew Crew Cup. Its highest verified weekly score was 178.02 in Week 10. Its largest win came by 92.24 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 11. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Albany Kneelers in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 6 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Albany Kneelers
Albany Kneelers finished 2nd in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 8–5–0. The team posted 1,472.88 points for and 1,458.42 points against. Its points-for total ranked 5th in the 12-team field. Albany Kneelers reached the postseason and finished as the Brew Crew Cup runner-up. Its highest verified weekly score was 159.92 in Week 15. Its largest win came by 73.08 points over Ayahuasca Rush in Week 15. Its closest game was a 0.40-point decision against Greendale Human Beings in Week 16; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Ayahuasca Rush
Ayahuasca Rush finished 3rd in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 8–5–0. The team posted 1,429.56 points for and 1,397.26 points against. Its points-for total ranked 9th in the 12-team field. Ayahuasca Rush reached the postseason and won the third place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 144.58 in Week 16. Its largest win came by 41.32 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 16. Its closest game was a 7.44-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 13; its longest regular-season streaks were 5 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
New Jersey Giants
New Jersey Giants finished 4th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,529.78 points for and 1,517.68 points against. Its points-for total ranked 3rd in the 12-team field. New Jersey Giants reached the postseason and finished fourth. Its highest verified weekly score was 173.66 in Week 7. Its largest win came by 42.00 points over Greendale Human Beings in Week 7. Its closest game was a 2.54-point decision against Maine Moose in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 6 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Van Cortlant Rangers
Van Cortlant Rangers finished 5th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,549.76 points for and 1,446.34 points against. Its points-for total ranked 2nd in the 12-team field. Van Cortlant Rangers reached the postseason and won the fifth place game. Its highest verified weekly score was 164.10 in Week 13. Its largest win came by 53.46 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 13. Its closest game was a 1.82-point decision against The Baseball Furies in Week 12; its longest regular-season streaks were 5 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Maine Moose
Maine Moose finished 6th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 7–6–0. The team posted 1,442.24 points for and 1,457.14 points against. Its points-for total ranked 7th in the 12-team field. Maine Moose reached the postseason and finished sixth. Its highest verified weekly score was 148.62 in Week 6. Its largest win came by 70.28 points over North town Ninnyhammers in Week 6. Its closest game was a 2.54-point decision against New Jersey Giants in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
North town Ninnyhammers
North town Ninnyhammers finished 7th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,442.80 points for and 1,419.70 points against. Its points-for total ranked 6th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list North town Ninnyhammers among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 162.10 in Week 2. Its largest win came by 64.60 points over Turnbull AC’s in Week 7. Its closest game was a 3.18-point decision against Van Cortlant Rangers in Week 4; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
The Baseball Furies
The Baseball Furies finished 8th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,438.60 points for and 1,486.58 points against. Its points-for total ranked 8th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list The Baseball Furies among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 153.10 in Week 6. Its largest win came by 32.08 points over North town Ninnyhammers in Week 13. Its closest game was a 1.20-point decision against Vegas Vandals in Week 8; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 5 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Buffalo Bravados
Buffalo Bravados finished 9th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,493.60 points for and 1,425.94 points against. Its points-for total ranked 4th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Buffalo Bravados among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 155.46 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 58.96 points over Chris's Crazy Team in Week 11. Its closest game was a 4.94-point decision against North town Ninnyhammers in Week 5; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 2 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Vegas Vandals
Vegas Vandals finished 10th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 6–7–0. The team posted 1,383.26 points for and 1,413.48 points against. Its points-for total ranked 10th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Vegas Vandals among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 139.52 in Week 10. Its largest win came by 27.74 points over Maine Moose in Week 12. Its closest game was a 1.20-point decision against The Baseball Furies in Week 8; its longest regular-season streaks were 4 wins and 3 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Chris's Crazy Team
Chris's Crazy Team finished 11th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 3–10–0. The team posted 1,194.72 points for and 1,475.28 points against. Its points-for total ranked 12th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Chris's Crazy Team among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 153.98 in Week 4. Its largest win came by 43.34 points over Albany Kneelers in Week 4. Its closest game was a 0.20-point decision against Turnbull AC’s in Week 15; its longest regular-season streaks were 2 wins and 7 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.
Turnbull AC’s
Turnbull AC’s finished 12th in the 2025 final standings with a final record of 5–8–0. The team posted 1,264.04 points for and 1,462.04 points against. Its points-for total ranked 11th in the 12-team field. The structured playoff bracket does not list Turnbull AC’s among the verified postseason participants. Its highest verified weekly score was 124.20 in Week 2. Its largest win came by 27.54 points over New Jersey Giants in Week 5. Its closest game was a 0.20-point decision against Chris's Crazy Team in Week 15; its longest regular-season streaks were 3 wins and 4 losses. The recap uses the verified final standings, classified playoff results, and complete 16-week matchup archive; no transaction or player-level detail is inferred.